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Northeastern University Teaches Students 3 Branches of Government

The recent news about our new government branch, the Cheney branch, reminded me of the Business Law class I took at Northeastern University last fall semester. Although it was a Business Law class, we had a brief overview of the US government structure and laws.

During our first test, the following “gimme” question appeared:

There are four branches of the US government. True or False?

I chose false, yet while we were going over the test after everyone took it, a few students said they chose true. The professor marked my answer as correct, but apparently I and the professor were wrong, as there are now four branches of government. I though those few students were idiots, turns out they were prophets!

I’m a Browsing Maniac

Ever sit down at your computer to do something wicked productive, say write a blog post, e-mail, or essay, and instead up with a browser window that looks like this?

Tab Attack: When Browsing goes Bad

The joke is, Flock [a "social web browser" based on Firefox, with cool stuff like integrated del.icio.us, flickr, and my new favorite, snippets - see the bar at the bottom of the browser, it lets me save pieces of text for later use], doesn’t even show all the tabs I have open! I just spent a good 15-20 minutes going through tabs, reading, bookmarking, downloading, subscribing to feeds and I still have a bazillion tabs open. Oops!

Prestigious Education: What is it?

An article on Boston.com, The Triumph of Victor Valley Alums: Or why you shouldn’t sweat it if you don’t get accepted to an Ivy League school, goes into a detailed discussion on why high school seniors shouldn’t worry if they didn’t get into the absolute top tier of schools. Tom Keane, tells high school seniors that even though everyone has been telling them college will make or break them, an Ivy League education is no guarantee of future success and neither is a degree from a “less prestigious” institution a fore-bearer of mediocre career and life. Tom proves his point by listing a number of successful people who attended public schools, such as GE’s former CEO Jack Welch, and current Boston mayor, Thomas “Mumbles” Menino. After which Mr. Keane delivers this juicy quote:

“The list of successful men and women who made it despite never attending top-ranked colleges appears endless.

Meanwhile, President Bush attended Yale.”

All jokes aside, I’m a firm believer that it’s not where [or how] you learned a topic, but rather that you learned it and hopefully learned it well. Although our culture puts a lot of pressure on young adults to get into the top schools in the country, it seems more and more kids are figuring out that there is little difference between an Ivy League and State School education, as long as you apply yourself and learn as much as you can. I would argue that there is a difference between the best and worst college in America, but the well-known schools all have the potential to graduate smart, well-rounded people who can contribute to our society.

A new debate is emerging between the merits of an online (or distance-learning) degree and a traditional on-campus degree. Many universities around the country now have online versions of many of their degree programs, such as UmassOnline from the University of Massachusetts, University College from the University of Maryland, and the World Campus from Penn State. Many employers recognize that the education one receives from these online programs is every bit as good as a traditional campus experience, however there are still several companies that look down on such degrees, even though they originate from a fully accredited school and use the same faculty as the on-campus courses.

A growing trend, and one which will bring further validation to online degree programs, is to combine these online programs with the traditional on-campus experience. The University of Massachusetts has already taken the first steps and is offering hybrid courses for several of their degree programs, (“UMass online program offering real face time”). The next step is to tape, via video or audio depending on the course, lectures and post them online, either internally to students and faculty, or externally to the entire online community. The podcasts of UC Berkley lectures posted to the Berkley iTunes store is a good start, but needs to be integrated with more of Berkley’s classes and other universities to really make a difference. Princeton University hosts a random assortment of video lectures on their WebMedia site which is cool, but not substantial. There’s also the OpenCourseWare site hosted by MIT, with a video & audio section, which is a noble idea but needs to be expanded much more.

I recently discovered the open culture directory of podcasts, and even there the educational podcasts section of actual lectures is sparse, with the previously noted UC Berkley listing being the best so far in terms of depth and mirroring actual courses. Once more schools begin recording and posting their professor’s lectures online, there will be very little difference between an online and on-campus education. Still, if you put in the effort you can receive just as much value and experience from an online degree program as a traditional on-campus program.

Turbo Tax Rap

I discovered this gem while perusing facebook today:

Apparently, Intuit, the makers of Turbo Tax, are hosting a contest on YouTube for the best rap video about Turbo Tax. If you think that video is as funny as I do, please go here and vote for them. I’ve looked through some of the other entries, and these guys have them all beat, hands down.

Some of the best lines:

“…it’s the best software since Oregon Trail.”

“Don’t wanna go toe to toe wit Uncle Sam, cuz you cooked your books like a Christmas ham.”

“I been around, I seen some things, I throw tea in the harbor when I’m mad at the king.”


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