Check out Ron Jenkees’ intro for Bill Simmon’s podcast. This track is a banger. Ron does a great job of describing the track himself, “It’s got a real dirty sound, like a rusty steak knife cutting through a well aged steak.”
If Bill Simmon’s doesn’t use this for his podcast, I might just stop listening to him. Check it out below.
Jenkees also has another version of the song on his site, ronaldjenkees.com, give the mp3 a listen. Personally, I prefer the YouTube version but both versions seriously rock.




I’m here to spread the word…and the word is as follows: Ronald Jenkees is the single greatest thing that ever lived, be it animal, vegetable, or mineral. He’s simply that good.
I’ll agree with you, David, that Ronald Jenkees is “that good” but,
watermelons > Ronald Jenkees
it’s not really a contest…sorry buddy but watermelons are damn tasty and renewable, there’s only one Ronald Jenkees.
…i was gonna say a bad thing to satisfy my inner demon but.. i cant… hes too good. DAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNN